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Looking for a laugh? Check out this bumper collection of the funniest and most relatable travel quotes out there.
Designed to put a smile on your face and inspire your next travel adventure, these funny travel quotes will banish boredom and keep you entertained whilst you wait for your next trip to roll around. They are created to be shared, so make sure you send your favorite ones onto your friends!
Fun Quotes About Traveling When You’re Broke
- Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once”.
- Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora.
- My favorite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.
- When you’re trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.
- If traveling was free, BYE!
Funny Quotes about Travel
- I need a reasonably paid job. Something like $2000 an hour. Nothing too wild…
- Me: “I want to travel more”, the bank account: “Like, to the park?”
- Me before vacation: “I’m going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. I’m gonna stay in a hostel and everything.”Me on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a jetski, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncle’s new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*
- I wish that road trips could pay my bills.
Funny Travel Instagram Captions
- At the end of the day…I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.
- I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world.
- Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?
- Backpacking is money spent on Education.
- Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new year on a clean slate.
Funny Captions on Travel For When You’re At Work
- How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.
- I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford.
- Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.
- I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!
Funny Holiday Quotes
- Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
- Yeah, working is great…but have you tried travelling.
- There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
- Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.
- Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.
Funny Captions for Trip with Friends
- Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.
- I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere.
- I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.
- I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.
Travel Quotes About Funny But True Life Priorities
- Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.
- Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead
- I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine
- I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.
- Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married Me: I’m headed to the airport.
Holiday Quotes Funny
- People having babies…and I’m like: What country am I going to next?
- I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.
- I don’t want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.
- Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!
- Reality called, so I hung up.
Funny Quotes For Vacation Obsessed Globetrotters
- I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year.
- I’m a travel fiend on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport.
- I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!
- “You can’t buy happiness” Okay, explain travel then…
- Travsessed (n.) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips
Vacation Quotes Funny
- It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
- Good things come to those, who book flights.
- I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.
- Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.
Funny Quotes on Travel
- Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers. – GeorgeCarlin
- A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.
- “Be strong”, I whisper to my WiFi signal
- Jetlag is for amateurs
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Funny Vacation Captions You Can Relate To
- My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a dr*ggie, do they realize how lucky they are?
- A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
- Don’t speak the language. Already said 3 times “what”. Now just smile and nod and hope for the best.
- Me travelling. Person: “Un Cafe?” Me: “Oui” Person: “Sucre” Me: “Non” Person: “You speak very good french” Me: “Gracias”
- You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.
Travel Captions Funny
- Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is into me?
- Education is important. But travel is importanter!
- If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.
- Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new iPhone 14 Pro.
- I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?
Funny Quotes about Traveling
- Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.
- That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.
- Travelling is like a chocolate box. Don’t matter what you get. All is good.
Funny Quotes On Travel And Love
- Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.
- All you need is
lovea passport.
- I followed my heart and it led me to the airport.
- If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first?
- All I want for Christmas is
youforever vacation.
Travel Funny Quotes
- Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.
- Some people spend their life searching for “the one”. I’m just searching for the one good travel deal.
- I’ve got a crush on the world.
- I wantsomeone to look atme the way I look at a travel magazine!
Funny Travel Memes About The Life Goals Of A Traveller
- Birds literally just eat, travel, and make a mess on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.
- By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.
- High fiveif you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.
- I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.
- Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.
Short Funny Travel Quotes
- Be afraid. And do it anyway.
- Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?
- I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash.
- Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you.
- I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.
- Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.
Funny Quotes about Vacation
- Work hard. Travel harder.
- I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With co*cktails.
- The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.
- Ladies, imagine this. It’s 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You’re the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.
Funny Vacation Quotes About Packing
- Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.
- Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.
- Me: triple checked packing list Also me: *forgets underwear, contact solution, and favorite chapstick*.
- Watches Netflix happily. Remembers you need to pack. Watches Netflix stressfully.
Funny Traveling Quotes
- Me: I’m not going to overpack this time. Inner me: I need this. I will need that as well. I need everything.
- Procrastapacking (n.) the act of thinking about packing a suitcase instead of actually doing it.
- Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.
Funny Adventure Quotes
- I haven’t worn these trousers since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3 day vacation. Just in case.
- So, do I live out of a suitcase for the next month? Do I unpack just to repack again? Do I put my toothbrush back in the bathroom? I’m a visitor in my own house what the heck.
- My favorite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while I’m away.
Funny Captions for Travel
- Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.
- I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.
- Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.
Funny Travel Captions About Airports
- Running to the gate is my cardio.
- Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.
- The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.
- A passport holder sounds like a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it 4 billion times.
Funny Adventure Captions
- Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of dr*gs and an animal carcass as you walk through “nothing to declare” at the airport.
- I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.
- “Be right back…” Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport.
Traveling Quotes That Are Funny
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.
- Vacation calories don’t count, right?
- What’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked?
- Should I book another flight to go abroad?Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…I think I’m gonna book the flight.
- You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.
Vacation Funny Quotes
- TIP: You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.
- You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…
- In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a ticket to the Bahamas.
- Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 ounces of vodka, or 2 months of travel.
- Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while.
- My mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.
Funny Travel Captions for Instagram
121. “Jetlagis for amateurs.” — Dick Clark
122. “Worstthingabout being a tourist, is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!” – Russell Baker
123. “You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’tcrash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.” – Paul Theroux
124. “I’m getting used to wearingflipflopseverywhere. It’s a dangerous place to be. Next thing you know, I’m gonna show to a board meeting in sandals.”
Travel Funny Captions
125. “Airplane travel isnature’swayof making you look like your passport photo.”—AlGore
126. “Boy, those French. They have adifferentwordfor everything.” – Steve Martin
127. “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.” – Dagobert D. Runes
128. “Don’t worry about the world ending today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz
129. “Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by stark moments of terror.” – Al Boliska
130. “I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them” –Mark Twain
131. “Drink heavily with the locals whenever possible.” – Anthony Bourdain
132. “I travel light but not at the same speed.” – Jarod Kintz
133. “A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.” – Chelsea Handler
134. “I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal.” – Jarod Kintz
That’s 134 Best Funny Trip Quotes
That’s a wrap on my hand picked selection of the best funny travel quote and witty puns out there. I hope they’ve entertained you and brought a smile to your face.
If so, I’d love to know which of these funny quotes about adventure were your favorites and if you know of any more I need to add to this list please comment below!
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