Funny Senior Quotes From TV Shows and Movies (2024)

Funny senior quotes from TV shows can be witty and inspirational. Quotes from shows like Young Sheldon, Mr Bean and others are listed below:

1. "Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work but then I remember I was born cute not rich"- Mr. Bean

2. "In my funeral photo, I want to be looking successful." -Kim's Convenience

3. "You live to work. We work to live." -Emily in Paris

4. "When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and just be awesome instead. True story." -How I Met Your Mother

5. "All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals." -The Simpsons

6. "Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?" –The Big Bang Theory

7. "I'm not interested in participating in tribal adolescent cliches." -Wednesday

8. "You spend so much time up this creek, I should think by now you'd have bought a paddle." -The Nanny

9. "Ethel and I have decided that you have married us and not a television set."- I Love Lucy

10. "Hello, unsolved case. Do you bring me joy? No, because you're boring and you're too hard. See ya." -Brooklyn Nine-Nine

11. "They don't even ask anymore; they just assume that their wish is our command." -Full House

12. "Don't put me in your fantasies. I don't even like being in your real life."- The 70s Show

13. "Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home. Well, now you know how I feel." -Seinfeld

14. "So, I'm ahead of my time? All right, call me when you catch up." -Young Sheldon

15. "Friends don't lie" -Stranger Things

16. "I am absolutely paralyzed by decision-making." -The Good Place

17. "I've been eating for two my whole life, and now I've act got an excuse." -The Mindy Project

18. "You look happy. Let me guess. Your egg sandwich fell on the floor, and they gave it to you for free." -Brooklyn Nine-Nine

19. "Don't make me an optimist. You will ruin my life." -Fleabag

20. "Someone check on hell, because it has definitely frozen over." -Never Have I Ever

21. "Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don't underestimate us." -Gintama

22. 'There’s more to life than stupid boys.' -Stranger Things

23. "Yeah, it was fun. I walked in, and two different guys got asthma attacks. It felt pretty good." -The Big Bang Theory

24. "Why are Jeans so tight when phones are so big?" - The Vampire Diaries

25. "I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain." -Pretty Little Liars

26. "We're all crazy, some of us just hide it better than others." –One Tree Hill

27. "Scaring people into participating isn't success, it's Scientology." - 2 Broke Girls

28. "How would you feel if you were a little person and you lost every argument all day?" -Workin' Moms

29. "A dog don't moo, and a man don't tweet"-The Ranch

30. "If women didn't accept each other's apologies, The View would grind to a halt." - Never Have I Ever

Funny senior quotes from movies are listed below:

1. "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."-The Godfather (1972)

2. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."- The Godfather Part II (1974)

3. "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."-Animal House (1978)

4. "Do, or do not. There is no try"-The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

5. "I'll be back."-The Terminator (1984)

6. "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." -Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

7. "You can't handle the truth" - A Few Good Men (1992)

8. "It's supposed to be hard. If it were easy, everyone would do it." -A League of Their Own (1992)

9. "I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd." -Pulp Fiction (1994)

10. "Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'." -The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

11. "Ducks fly together." -D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)

12. "Hakuna matata." -The Lion King (1994)

13, "To infinity… and the job market!" -Toy Story (1995)

14. "I'm the king of the World!" -Titanic (1997)

15. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." -Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977)

16. "There is no spoon."- The Matrix (1999)

17. "You met me at a very strange time in my life." - Fight Club (1999)

18. "Just keep studying, just keep studying." -Finding Nemo (2003)

19. "I've done my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban!" -Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

20. "I wish I knew how to quit you."- Brokeback Mountain (2005)

21. "If you don't follow the rules here then what are we?" -Get Smart (2008)

22. "You know how much I've read about you? Nothing."- The Social Network (2010)

23. "You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it." -The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

24. "You're the bravest girl I've ever met. Now stick it back in, it fell out."-The Master (2012)

25. "Worrying means you suffer twice." Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them (2016)

26. "Pluck my life!"-The Angry Birds Movie (2016)

27. "Everything looks better when your tummy’s full." -Over The Moon (2020)

28. "Never box at me again without actually punching me in the face." The Man from Toronto (2022)

29. "So are you reading because you don't like weddings like this" -Murder Mystery 2 (2023)

30. "It's not built for hunting and neither are you." The Sea Beast (2022)

Yearbook quotes from The Office character Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute, Kelly, Pam, and Jim are listed below:

1. "I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl." -Kelly Kapoor
2. "There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?" -Pam Halpert
3. "I am about to do something very bold in this job that I've never done before... try." - Jim Halpert

Senior quotes From The Office By Dwight Schrute

1. "I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me."
2. "In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear."
3. "Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors."
4. "You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep."
5. "Growing up I performed my own circumcision."
6. "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year."

Michael Scott Senior Quotes

Some Michael Scoot senior Quotes from The Office are:

1. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
2. "I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."
3. "Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order."
4. "The worst thing about prison was the dementors."
5. "I guess I've been working so hard, I forgot what it's like to be hardly working."
6. "I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's terrible."
7. "I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious."
8. "Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three."
9. "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday."
10. "Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable."
11. "Friends joke with one another. 'Hey, you're poor.' 'Hey, your momma's 'dead.' That's what friends do."
12. "Is there something besides 'Mexican' you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?"

21 Senior Quotes from Friends characters Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, Phoebe Buffay, Rachel Green, Ross Geller, and Monica Geller are:

1. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" -Chandler Bing

2. "You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?" -Joey Tribbiani

3. "Could I be wearing any more clothes." -Joey Tribbiani

4. "Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to." -Phoebe Buffay

5. "Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo." -Joey Tribbiani

6. "You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you." -Chandler Bing

7. "Don't you put words in people's mouths! You put the turkey in people's mouths." -Joey Tribbiani

8. "I can handle this. 'Handle' is my middle name. Actually, 'handle' is the middle of my first name." -Chandler Bing

9. "But they don't know that we know they know we know!" -Phoebe Buffay

10. "I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants!" - Joey Tribbiani

11. "My motto is get out before they go down." -Monica Geller

12. "This is brand-new information!" -Phoebe Buffay

13. "Just so you know, with us, it's never off the table." -Rachel Green

14. "Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!" -Chandler Bing

15. "I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!" -Ross Geller

16. "Oh you like that? You should hear my phone number." -Phoebe Buffay

17. "Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait, wait, I said maybe!" -Rachel Green

18. "We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law." -Rachel Green

19. "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it." -Monica Geller

20. "I've got this uncontrollable need to please people." -Monica Geller

21. "You're a strange kind of grown-up." -Mike Hannigan